Japanese Novels Fan-Translation

Chapter 99 - Commemoration Talk : The Parallel World?

My name is Wazu. I am a second year student in "Sono Nochi" private high school. Currently, I'm running in a hurry from the student dormitory.

[Ouch!!] (Wazu)

I bumped into a telephone pole.

I got careless and overslept. I thought it was fine to sleep a little longer because I live in dormitory nearby.

Because of that I had no time to eat breakfast. Keyla-san who is working in dinning hall, made delicious food.. It's regretful that I couldn't eat that.

I noticed that I'm going to be late as soon as I opened my eyes. I wore my blazer in a hurry and leave the dormitory at once.

I should make it in time if I run. It seems to be safe because I had moved my body quite a lot recently. I also got invitation from the school track team lately because of my speed.

However, I want to be excused from club activities whatsoever. I don't want the time to hang out after school reduced.

I keep running and manage to arrive at school before the chime rang somehow. I pass through the school gate where the members of disciplinary committee are waiting.

It seems that today the member of discipline committee conducted a surprise inspection at the school gate.  I'm going to be late at this rate so I try to pass them without attracting their attention.

[Wazu-san, wait a moment!] (Sarona)

Saron-san the chief of disciplinary committee calls me out for some  reason. I reluctantly stopped my feet on the spot while floated a wry smile towards her.

[I'm sorry Sarona-san. I'm going to be late for class, so can you let me go?] (Wazu)

[It's not good] (Sarona)

Sarona-san approaching me. Her hair smells good. Sarona-san raised her hands slowly and grabbed my loose necktie.

[Please make yourself look neat!] (Sarona)

[Ye-Yeah..... Doing this early in the morning, it seems like a routine of newlywed couple] (Wazu)

I murmured the second half part but it seems Sarona-san hear it.

Sarona-san's face turns red. She put more power on her hands which are used to tighten my necktie. I got strangled.

[It's painful~] (Wazu)

[S-Sorry, you may go now!] (Sarona)

[O-Okay!] (Wazu)

I was surprised to suddenly get strangled by her. I walked slowly to the school building while checking my neck.

Looking backwards, I think that our eyes meet each other, but then she averted her eyes from me in great momentum.

Umm, did I get hated because said a strange things?

I’m entering the school building. I noticed that my finger is bleeding a little when I was going to put on the indoor shoes.

It seems that I had cut my fingertips somewhere before I realized it. It may have happened at the time when I bumped into a telephone pole.

I’m heading to the infirmary to get a band-aid.

But, I'm really going to be late at this rate..... no, treatment of injuries is a good enough reason for that.

When I entered the infirmary, the school nurse Tata-san was sitting on a chair gracefully.

(TL : Is this called nurse, right? Or is doctor?)

[Hmm? What's wrong, Wazu-san? You are going to be late. Or maybe, do you really want to see me no matter what?] (Tata)

[Please don't make fun of me. I seemed to have cut my fingers somewhere so I came here to get a band-aid] (Wazu)

[Oh, that's bad!! Even just small injuries, bacteria can enter from there. Come this way, I will disinfect it properly!!] (Tata)

I sat down face-to-face following Tata-san's instruction. Her hands gently hold my hand while tending my wound. It's a secret but the temperature of my face slightly rose because of that.

[It looks like not a big scratch. It will be healed soon~] (Tata)

[Thank you. But holding hands in this position, it looks like I'm about to make a love confession] (Tata)

I telling a joke to hide my embarrassment, but Tata-san's face turns red for some reason.

Hmm? I thought, why is this!?

Tata-san frantically dumped disinfectant more than needed to my wound. The sudden pain blew away my train of thought.

[It's sting......!!!] (Wazu)

[Oh, sorry!! Geez..... because Wazu-kun suddenly talked about love confession, I got a little happy.....] (Tata)

I couldn't hear the second half part because the pain.

I leave the school infirmary after I got a band-aid and headed to the class room. When closing the door of infirmary, I saw the appearance of Tata-san mumbling something with her face turned red was impressive.

I arrived to the class room and headed to my seat. It's the second seat from the back, near the window. Orlando my best friend who sat behind, spoke to me right after I take a seat.

[Yoo~! Wazu. You are late today as well. What happened? Overslept?] (Orlando)

[Orlando, don't ask a question that you already know the answer!!] (Wazu)

Orlando is clearly a handsome guy. There are many girls who like him. No just in this school, his handsome face is also well-known to the girls from other school. His character is also good.

Good grief, a handsome man with a good personalities, just how perfect he can be!? For good or bad, I got stuck with this kind of guy.

Well, we have some kind of story in the past but setting that aside, I hope he can quickly get a girlfriend or two. But for some reason, he put the top priority to hang out with me.

His excuse was : [I'm not interested with that stuff now. It's fun to hang out with Wazu moreover love is something that suddenly falls anytime, isn't?] (Orlando)

Yup. When I heard his words, I thought he should apologize to all men all over the world who aren't popular like him. Well, I forgive him because he is my best friend......

Then, when I and Orlando are talking about random stuffs, a guy who sit in front of me finally came.

[Good morning Wazu-kun] (Freud)

[Isn't that a bit..... unreasonable?] (Wazu)

It’s Freud.

[Is that so? I think that I’m pretty well-dressed though?] (Freud)

[No, I feel that you are nothing but out of place. We are certainly not of the same age] (Wazu)

[What are you two talking about since a while ago?] (Orlando)

[ [That's what I want to know] ] (Wazu/Freud)

He is a suspicious guy as usual. There is no way to grasp his line of thought at all.

Regan-san our homeroom teacher comes in when we are in the middle of talking.

Yup! Today it's also a splendid bald head. His head reflecting the light.

It seems that he’s targeting Keyla-san who works in dining hall. Let's pray that he won't succeed.

It's the lunch break time. Orlando had appointment to eat lunch with some girls.

Orlando himself isn’t very enthusiastic, but it seems a large number of girls are going to raise a riot if he keep on refusing. Because of that, I headed to the cafeteria alone.

Freud always disappears somewhere when it's lunchtime.

Sitting in empty seat, I put my set meals on the table. Before long, another two portions of set meals are placed in front of me abruptly.

I look at the other side of table, there are the famous twin of double student council president, Naminissa and Narellina smiling faces.

[You are here as expected] (Naminissa)

[How about you accept our invitation this time?] (Narellina)

[Invitation to join student council again?] (Wazu)

These sisters always invite me to join student council everytime we meet. They even keep the vice president position open just for me. But I keep refusing because I don't feel like it.

[I have said it many times, but I don't have any intention to join student council] (Wazu)

[Don't be like that. If you join student council, you can eat like this with us everyday, how about it?] (Narellina)

[We have been eating together everyday, aren't we?] (Wazu)

[Th-That might be true.....then, I will also put "Aan~!" service as bonus] (Naminissa)

[It's also has been done as well, isn't it?] (Wazu)

That's right. This two people always appear at lunch break time to eat together with me. They also always forcibly feed me food when no one is watching. I do not know the meaning at all. But someone will be misunderstanding if they see that.

[That's right, but..... ugh, this is tough] (Naminissa)

[However, please be careful. People will think that we are going out or something if we keep doing this everyday] (Wazu)

[ [ Eeh? ] ]

As soon as I said so, the face of two girls in front of me turned red. They mumbling something like --[Indeed..... it's not bad.....]-- or --[It's an established fact.....]-- as if lost in their own world. I don't understand them at all.

Well, these two people have excellent grades so they must be thinking about something difficult that I don’t understand.

While thinking about such a thing, I shifted my gaze towards the clock that was hung inside cafeteria. I noticed that the lunch break time is almost over.

I eat the remaining food in front of me in a rush. I stand up and call out the two who are still lost in their thought.

[Excuse me. I have to change the clothes for physical education class next, so I'm going ahead!] (Wazu)

[ [ Eh? What!? Waiiit!!] ]

I quickly leave the cafeteria.

When the school is over, I’m waiting alone for Orlando and Freud in front of shoe locker to go hang out with them. Currently the two are being called by Regan sensei. It seems there are things that he would like to ask the two regarding school event matters.

While doing that, there is a voice who calls me from behind.

[Wazu senpai.....] (Haosui)

In response to that voice I turn around behind. There is Haosui an underclassmen who also a member of track club, come approaching me.

From her clothes, it seems she is heading for her club activities.

[Yoo~ Haosui. You’re always working hard in club activities every day. Do you like running so much?] (Wazu)

[I like it..... It feels good to run forward. So, when is Wazu-senpai going to join the track club?] (Haosui)

[Sorry but I don't have intention to join (Wazu)

[That's regretable because Wazu senpai is good at running] (Haosui)

I won a short distance game against Haosui once before and we often talked after that. She also enthusiastically invited me to join the track club. Well, I don't feel like entering though.

[Don't you have to go practicing? The competition is close, isn't it?] (Wazu)

[..........Yeah, but I don't have enough motivation~] (Haosui)

[Then if you win, you can ask me anything as a reward. But of course it's in the range of what I can do] (Wazu)

[Understood..... You better to be prepared] (Haosui)

[Be prepared?] (Wazu)

Haosui looks so happy for some reason after I said that. She is heading for club activities with a beaming face.

Be prepared? What should I prepare?

Because Orlando and Freud come when I’m lost in thought, I put that matter aside for the time being and go out to play with them.

This is the ordinary time that I spend every day.

I don't have a girlfriend yet.

Aah~ I want a girlfriend.....

**Proofreader : Niel Dade**

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  1. This chapter is unrelated to the story entirely!! We will back to the story next chapter.

    1. yeah,i got really disappointed with the chapter(not with you s2).

    2. What the hell? are you disappointed? that was AWESOME. Incredible funny.

    3. I wouldn't mind reading a story like this XD just their everyday lives but with a twist or two...

    4. Wazu: "This is the ordinary time that I spend every day.

      I don't have a girlfriend yet.

      Aah~ I want a girlfriend....."

      Me: Riajuu explode!!!

    5. By the way Sabishii, is it possible for you to use Discus for comment section? Is easier to use reply and can add pic or gif even get notifications for replied and upvote... It's okay even if you can't... Thanks ;-)

    6. By the way Sabishii, is it possible for you to use Discus for comment section? Is easier to use reply and can add pic or gif even get notifications for replied and upvote... It's okay even if you can't... Thanks ;-)

    7. Wazu: "This is the ordinary time that I spend every day.

      I don't have a girlfriend yet.

      Aah~ I want a girlfriend....."

      Me: Riajuu explode!!!

    8. I thought to use disqus at some point, but when I looked for preference, there were a lot pros and cons about disqus.

      The common problem is some people had a hard time to load disqus especially on mobile phone. Setting them aside, I wonder which one the people here prefer?

    9. Discus doesnt really bad but u re right its hard to load it in mobile phone ≧ω≦

    10. More importantly!

      Where is Aria in that story?
      And where are the 4 "goddesses" placed in this alternate world?

      Btw. I think that the case with Aria and the Southern Hero Luther kissing was a misunderstanding.
      And Aria is still in love with Wazu.

      --> My bet is on Luther having fallen in love with Aria and after defeating the demon king and returning he forcefully kissed Aria with the intention to confess to her afterwards while thinking that she would accept and return his love.
      But I believe she did not.
      In my mind I even imagined her slapping him for stealing a kiss from her. XD

    11. That is what I believe/hope as well

  2. I was at first what the hell, and then okay

  3. Where have you been?!, I was feeling Sabishii desu!!

    1. Sabishii is just being lazy, unmotivated, and sleepy <(-_-")

  4. Wazu u Harem Maker Killer just EXPLODE

  5. [Thank you. But holding hands in this position, it looks like I'm about to make a love confession] (Tata)
    ^ Wazu
    Where did you read the manga adaption?
    So this is what a Dense Harem Protagonist is like? This guy, Wazu in a parallel world, should read more novel to notice about his Harem. Though, even if I said that, this is a Shameless Advertisement about a Manga/LN call "Ore wo Suki Nano wa Omae Dake ka yo". Because of this Manga/LN, I'm now needing to re-adjust my Judgement about Denseness. Cause this Manga/LN sure fool me well.
    Thanks for the chapter.

  6. Multi dimensional block head, his obviousness transcend the time and space
    Thanks for the chapter!

  7. .     ∧_∧ Thanks!!
         (´-ι_-`) Nepu!!!

  8. Well, we hope sabishii san would translate LN version.

    Thx 4 the chpt

  9. I really like how the author made this interesting in weird forms...
    Thanks for the chapter...

  10. Thx for the chapter o/
    i read chapter 1 of the manga, and i hated the changes they made... they made the hero to be a duchbag and was obvious that the kiss forced on her. I prefer how was done it was done here

  11. Loved it. Wish the goddesses appeared though.

  12. Just started learning Jap last year so I think this is a nice little challenge to see how I far I can go. Using dictionary for most of the terms I don’t know (Takoboto)

    わりと = Relatively
    着こなす = to wear (clothes) stylishly, to dress oneself stylishly

    “Is that so? I think that I’m pretty/relatively well dress though/no?” [Freud]

    あきらか = obvious, evident, clear, plain
    違和感 = uncomfortable feeling, feeling out of place, sense of discomfort
    確実 = certainty, reliability, soundness
    同年代 = the same generation

    “No, I feel that you are nothing but out of place. (or just you feel out of place?). We are certainly/definitely not of the same age” [Wazu]

    “What have the two of you been talking since just now?” [Orlando]

    こっちの話 = matter being discussed (e.g. in a private conversation)
    …? None of your business? Private stuffs? [Freud and Wazu]

    Well, I’m still learning Jap so this is the best I can come up with. Plus, not knowing their speech patterns make it a lil tricky, though I think I can identify who said what

  13. [That's regretable because Wazu senpai is good at running] (Haosui)

    AHH!! I get this now!!!

  14. Kinda irritated from the whole wait from that Cliffhanger and this comes out.......
    I don't blame you translator, thanks for the chap.

  15. Yay!! After this it will be the part where new chara will come as usual right?! I hope it will come soon. Thanks for the chapter

  16. As expected. Haosui (energetic kouhai) in the track club.

  17. Thanks for the chapter.
    He got both harem in this parallel world; he really a like both sideways.

  18. That was an interesting alternate story
    School Version (although I would love to read the main story most)

    either way looking forward for the next chapter

  19. Wow... this was random. Also school nurse is correct and I have no idea what Freud and Wazu are talking about either.

  20. Wow... this was random. Also school nurse is correct and I have no idea what Freud and Wazu are talking about either.

  21. well, dor this ti be complete there just need to be the childhood friend who got herself a boyfriend and broke wazu's heart

  22. Thanks for the chapter.

  23. Thanks for the chapter. Definitely entertaining, but I'm still waiting to see how wazu reacts to a girl straight up proposing to him.

  24. Nice XD this might be it if the story is not set as a fantasy one XD

  25. Hmmm? I was expecting the goddesses to be teachers...

  26. lmao this is just like Takatoshi Tsuda in Seitokai Yakuindomo living a harem life but has no idea about it

  27. Thank you. But holding hands in this position, it looks like I'm about to make a love confession] (Tata)
    Wasn't this one wazu's?

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  29. can someone please smack wazu on the head, just to see if the brain is working right. thanks for the chap.

  30. You know the character is a dumbass, when he spews ah~ I want a girlfriend, yet hes got 4 or 5 girls contently interested in him.

    1. Also no childhood friend Aria or Bro con sister ?

    2. Just need childhood friend Aria to start dating the sport Ace of the school, and For Bro-con sister to wake Wazu up with a morning kiss.

  31. The best part about this alt, no graves

  32. I wanna kick wazu and punch his face

    even if I don't know if it will give a damage to him

  33. Thanks for the work. Wish you love and happiness and all that.

  34. Thank u always for ur great work...

    Yup, typical japanese highschool MC...

  35. Thanks for doing this chapter!😎