Tuesday, January 3, 2017

Chapter 64 - It’s Increasing

[Fuuu~~~~] (Wazu)

I take a big deep breath. I’m tired.... to tell the truth, I thought that I would lose.... I look at Fluegel at my feet.... he was sleeping. He didn't fainted but fell asleep. In addition he is snoring loudly. How should I put this.... he has thick skin on his face.

I let out a sigh and looked around. It seems that other battles are still going on. Although the number of monsters are decreasing steadily, new monster are still appearing from behind. It seems that the red shield group also put up a good fight tenaciously. Naminissa in the center also works hard.

When I was watching the battlefield all the way, Meru come down from the sky towards my head. Upon landing, Meru is patting my head with *peshi-peshi* to congratulate me. I caress Meru's head and take out the guild card from my bosom to check the status. It’s because I thought that there was a reason for me to be able to match Fluegel’s attacks.

I dropped a drop of blood and looked at the guild card, there were several changes. I looked at the status part with a glance and it seems there is nothing different in particular, but the skill part has changed.



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Skills :

Fighting level 3
Extreme Cannibalism (Unique)
Abnormal Conditions Almost Invalid (Unique)
Earth Goddess is overprotective(Unique)
War Goddess fell in love at the first sight (Unique)
Goddess is getting irritated (Unique)

Sponsored by : Goddess, Earth Goddess, War Goddess
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Ughh, the goddesses are increasing. Eh why....? did I do something to make her appear....? Ca-Calm down.... It's no use crying over spilled milk.... let’s see....!!

First, Fighting skill is good. It is a wishful skill. However, how could I gain this skill? speaking of what I did, I just beat Fluegel as usual and tracked his movement with my eyes.... umm, I guess that's it.

I wonder if my battle with Fluegel is like sparring between a pair of teacher and disciple? Oh well, let’s put aside that for now.

Let’s see the next.



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Earth Goddess is overprotective :

Kyaaaaa---!!! Wazu-kun got beaten up very badly---!!! Internal destruction? I won’t allow it!! With my super protection, I will make the inner body stronger in accordance wit VIT status!! E~Eiii!!!
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Wh-What is this goddess doing....? what has she done? at this rate, I will get farther.... and farther away.... from humanity....

I check the race status in hurry.



Race : Human (77%)



It’s decreased....!!! It’s getting reduced....!!! The part that I don’t want to decrease has been reduced....!!! What are you guys doing, Earth Goddess-sama....

I take a look at the next skill.



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War Goddess fell in love at the first sight (Unique)

It has been a long time since I saw this kind of fight!!! My blood is boiling up for the first time after a long time!!! Let’s have a bout if you could meet me!!! You can embrace me if you win!!! I will embrace you if I win!!!
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Eeh....? what’s with this goddess? I won’t fight her, moreover with such stupid logic.... I mean.... she said she would embrace me or would let me embrace her.... is this the same thing? no, it’s different. It’s about which side will take the initiative.... but that’s not the problem here!!

I sighed an check the last skill.



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Goddess is getting irritated (Unique)

Wait there ladies!!! Wazu is for me!!! Because Wazu is mine!!! Please don’t have a strange thought about him!!! I won’t forgive anyone who lays her hand on Wazu before me!!! Please remember that!!!
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I wonder since when have I become Goddess-sama’s thing.... moreover she warned the other goddesses.... it seems that her jealousy is getting stronger.... I want to think it just my imagination....

Fuu.... I have gotten used with the sentence. I understood that, but what do you want? to strengthened me further.... also my guild card is getting somewhat like a meeting place.... it can’t be the members will increase later? it won’t right? right?

I throw up a sigh and look around again. The battle still continue like before.

Now, what should I do....?

I don’t think to participate in the fight of Naminissa’s group. It seems they want to settle thing with their own hands. Of course it’s a different matter if I see their life is in danger. But looking at the situation, it seems that there is no need to worry.

Then it would be a better to help the other fights. Monsters? Red shields group? it’s troublesome.... so let’s crush them both.

I bolted to the battlefield.

**Proof reader : Truffle***















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51 comments:

  1. Goddess harem is slowly growing... No changes to stats?

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    1. just internal organ get stronger...
      that mean before get this upgrade wazu can die from internal organ get destroy, like if heart get destroy...
      but after this upgrade all internal organ can regenerate...
      i think....

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    2. They were already able to heal or else he would be already dead. His defense for internal damage just got a buff, so he won´t get any damage.

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    3. Have tragedy on the tags so.. in the end he will die

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    4. wazu is going to wolvrine/deadpool mode. . . . .

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    5. The Tragedy is Wazu's mind. He thinks everyone hates him / all the NTR underdog mentality when really he just is the king of misunderstanding / running and every NTRing would have been explained 2 seconds later when said girl immediately declined / corrected him or whatever.

      Oh, and none of the Goddesses would ever allow him to die anymore. If he was actually in trouble it wouldn't be a overstatement that they would descend to save him.

      NOW murder by harem after they relize that there are a lot more competition then they thought...

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  2. The goddesses always heal me. Thanks for your work.

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  3. The harem is increasing and he will, probably 4 chapters later, cry again. Poor little fellow.
    Thanks for the chapter. <3

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  4. half from wazu status is about goddess talk with other...
    i want know how ppl will reaction if they see wazu status...

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    1. san points -999999999999999999999999X10^9999999999999999999999999999999999

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  5. Thanks for the chapters sabishii!

    Another goddess appeared on the status card. I wonder how many there are? Goddess is just Goddess, so is she like the foremost goddess the human's worship? While the other are also Earth and War?
    No matter how many there are it's looking like he end up with all of them falling for him, and when he finally reaches their domain it'll turn into a goddess battle royale.....

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    1. One thing at least, is certain: a goddess of love definitely exists.

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    2. maybe she will apear after Wazu lost his DT/V-card

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    3. The Goddess who takes him as her husband gets to be the new chief goddess.

      Or first wife in the case of harem end.

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  6. how long will it take till the hero and the childhood friend loses their bleassings 'cause the goddesses want to focus just on wazu?

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    1. i'm wait until goddess know if that wazu childhood friend make wazu crying and wazu still afraid with her...

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    2. I wonder if that will ever happen, I hope it does

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  7. Thanks for the chapter

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  8. "I won’t forgive anyone who lays her hand on Wazu before me!!! Please remember that!!!" is human included ? Man we shud see goddess reaction when wazu get laid with human girl. thanks for the chapter btw .

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  9. ill flip the table now cause of how the things turned stupid:

    1. why the hell would one turned a guild card into a log book. its new to me that you can see your humanity deminishing in your guild card
    2. if the goddess's are watching over wazu, why the hell would he still need search for then? i mean, arent goddess matchless beauties?
    3. ok! this pissed me off! its fine if its one goddess but fuck three!! this is the reason why i hate stupid MC the author made!
    4. if the goddess likes wazu then why the hell dod she summon a hero? a mistake then? wtf!

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    1. for 1 and 3 i can sort of relate. but this series is tagged as comedy, so...

      while for number 2. I don't think most people would go "oh okay then" if a girl you don't know and never met suddenly said something like "i like you" just from letter or online chat. Although the goddesses probably are beauties.
      as for number 4, Wazu got the goddess's attention after "that incident" right? that's like, long after the hero had appeared. it could be said that because of the hero, Wazu received the goddess's attention.
      BTW, the hero is a summoned hero?

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    2. 1. You just don't read enough jp ln/wn.

      2. They wait Wazu to become something god-like, maybe 1% human.

      3. This wn is about lulz, not deep story.

      4. Maybe it was not goddess(es) that summon the hero, it was some empire or something. Also, Wazu got awakened long after the hero got summoned.

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  10.    ∧_∧
     ( ´・ω・) ∫ Thanks!
     //\ ̄ ̄旦\  Nepu!!
    // ※…\___\
    \\  ※….  ※ ※ ヽ
      \ヽ—-―――――ヽ

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  11. Once Wazu's human part all turned to 0% I bet it will turn into just Race: Immortal (11%)

    Also, I love how the goddesses turn Wazu's guild card into a Chat room comparable to messenger...

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    1. They just do whatever they like :D

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  12. >Not wanting to become godly

    WAZUUUU!!!

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  13. Thus chapter is sponsored by : Goddess, Earth Goddess, War Goddess

    Thanks for the chapter. Is this what we called Goddesses Intervention.

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    1. Goddess intervention is when the God(dess) of Love steps into the melee.

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  14. Who's the next goddess will fall to Wazu next? Sky goddess? Sea goddess? Can't wait to see it.

    And thanks for the update.

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  15. the increase of goddess is already to be expected after the second appeared
    I'm just wondering what kind of Goddesses
    and will they descend or physically appear in front of wazu
    Thanks for the chapter

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  16. Why did the jealous goddes has no domain and just "goddess"?

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    1. She is Chief Goddess probably. Or just the general one the Humans worship and she generally covers them.

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  17. LolI feel like the cycle of Wazu getting denied will end when a girl actually confesses to Wazu and the Goddess showing up to call Wazu a cheater.

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  18. thx for the chapter o/
    love goddness chapters, always make smile, i wonder how the next one is gonna be like~

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  19. One of these days, that status card will turn into BBS lol.
    Thanks for the chapter.

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  20. I finally got connected T_T I couldn't access the site for a week now but thanks for the Hotspot I can access it somehow.

    As expected he made a goddess fall in love again:
    War Goddess fell in love at the first sight (Unique)

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    1. oh, you finally overcome that, i wonder what was the reason in the first place?

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    2. yeah I was so happy but every time I need to read this novel I need my vpn activated...

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  21. XD I seriously cannot stop laughing every time I see the goddess hold conversation in Wazu guild card. It like these goddess intentionally let him know about their talk.
    Also thanks for the chapter.

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  22. Overprotective..What!!?? Earth goddess please dont became yandere!!

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    1. All will return to the earth *creepy smile*.

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  23. "I won’t forgive anyone who lays her hand on Wazu before me!!! Please remember that!!!"
    Poor Wazu... Maybe he'll became a wizard... XDDD

    I really love this comedy novel... XD Thanks for the chapter...

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  24. Well the Godess interactions in his card are always funny, but really the author need to work better in how he does thing, yes this is a gag novel but he should dial down the randomness. That figth with the S-class adventure was a complete mess.

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  25. That war god remember me, medaka box

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  26. Achievement! Your skills category has evolved into a message board!
    Well, it was already the case before, but it's fun to see it continue.

    Thanks for the chapters.

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