Friday, October 7, 2016

1.3 The Matter I Was Mistaken As The Great Wiseman

[Guo Oh! Haa Haa!] (Toru)

Somehow I managed to carry the Female Knight to my apartment. I locked the door behind my back. Although I want to place the door’s U-shaped lock, it's unreasonable if I do not put the Female Knight down first. There are two kinds of living rooms in my 2LDK apartment, a Western-style room and Japanese-style room.

[The problem is where should I take her.....] (Toru)

I put my Otaku goods in the Japanese-style room, there was also a window that connected to Japan at present. As expected it should do with the Western-style room. A modular bed and mattresses are also available there.

[I don’t want to use the Japanese-style room because I had unpacked my Otaku goods there, but it’s impossible to put the bed together now. I have no choice except to put the Female Knight on a Tatami mat in The Japanese-style room.....] (Toru)

I put the Female Knight to sleep on the Tatami mat.

[I was tired from all the tension and physical labor.....] (Toru)

I pressed my ear against the front door. After confirming that I don't hear any sounds, I place the U-shaped lock. What to do now.....

[Let’s go back to Japanes-style room] (Toru)

Unexpectedly, The Female Knight had gone like smoke from the Japanese-style room so it must be all a dream.

Of course it didn’t happen..... how could she have left in a unconscious state. I thought whether I should call an ambulance but I don’t know how to explain it, there is also the possibility that the ambulance crews would got involved with the dungeon. Her condition did not seem to have deteriorated. Based on up-and-down of her breast movement..... she was breathing normally.

[Although I want to remove her armor and wet clothes, it would become a sexual harassment. At any rate.....] (Toru)

She is beautiful, moreover there is a grace. She looks like a well-equipped doll. I wonder what’s the color of her eyes.

[The fatigue from the extreme tension and physical labor make me also want to sleep.....] (Toru)

I became sleepy when I looked at a sleeping Female Knight on the Tatami mat.

If she wasn’t here, I will be sleeping certainly. I can’t bring myself to sleep wit her. Don’t get the wrong idea..... okay!!


[Great Wiseman-sama! Great Wiseman-sama!]

Sounds like a harp can be heard from the distance. What does a harp sound like? Don’t ask me that. Anyway it's a beautiful and gentle sound. I’d like to hear it more.


[Uhi!] (Toru)

The sound of the harp suddenly become loud.

[Ah, are you awake?]

Apparently I was sleeping and had a strange dream. Something like, I go to a dungeon or carry a Female Knight. I rubbed my eyes while trying to ensuring my vision. Yes it’s a Japanese-style room in my new address. Maybe I fell asleep after unpacking and putting my manga and figurines on the shelves.

Even so did I have such a great pillow? It’s soft and warm. It’s very comfortable. Though it’s a little smells like pee, but it’s very very comfortable.....

[Aah! It’s not a pillow but the Female Knight’s thighs!] (Toru)

I jump up and saw the Female Knight had woken up.

It seem I too relaxed and overslept while watching her sleep on the Tatami mat. Moreover on the top of her exposed thighs at that. The Female Knight’s armor design is not something being used at present. It's made to ease the movement so the thighs parts aren't covered with anything.

[So-So-Sorry. It’s just..... I overslept] (Toru)

[Ah no, it’s my fault. I should apologize for disturbs your sleep, please forgive my rudeness]

Apparently she doesn’t seem to be angry but there is some strange misunderstanding somehow.....

[It's because you slept over me..... while I think there is no excuse, please allow me to apologize to call you out when you sleep. In such a good and comfortable place, it can’t be helped if Great Wiseman-sama become sleepy]

It’s become a strange misunderstanding as I thought.

What’s with this Great Wiseman thing?

Also was it her thighs or the Tatami mat that she referred as good and comfortable place to?

[No, I’m not a Great Wiseman. But it’s much better than a Goblin] (Toru)

[I am sorry. Because I couldn’t see Great Wiseman-sama’s face also you spoke in the monster’s language. With all due respect..... I thought you were a Goblin]

[Eh? Monster language?] (Toru)

[Yeah even now, you are speaking with it]

I see, in other words..... according to the Female Knight, the Japanese language is recognize as the. monster’s language from the dungeon side’s world and I was no longer mistaken as a Goblin but now I was mistaken as The Great Wiseman instead.

[How could you tell I am The Great Wiseman?] (Trou)

[You aren’t? It’s because you have created such a mysterious dwelling in the depth of the dungeon, I was sure you are The Great Wiseman-sama that lives in seclusion]

I see. She has such an interpretation.
From her armor and shield, the dungeon side’s world has a level of science and technology similar to the medieval era. It will be a bulletproof vest of Kevlar fiber if it was modern era.

When you look at the room full of conveniences from Japan’s civilization, no wonder she thought me as The Great Wiseman.

[The floor has a moderate hardness so I can sleep anywhere. It’s really wonderful. Also..... it smells good. Ah..... I want to sleep forever]

.....Female Knight seems to have favored Tatami mat among all of things. Well I also like the smell of a new Tatami mat.

[There is also a lot of those elaborate dolls. There is person who wields a sword. It must be some Magic Item..... right, Great Wiseman-sama?]

[Well I am The Great Wiseman! Yeah I am The Great Wiseman! Surely it’s a magic items and not some suspicius items! Ha Ha Ha!] (Toru)

[Th-That’s right. I was a little worried, I thought they are humans that turned into a doll because of some Dark Magic. It’s just that..... there are some dolls..... which are half-naked.....]

[No way! That’s impossible! Because I am a man of justice] (Toru)

To my lie the Female Knight smiled with a beaming smile.

[That’s right. You also saved my life and brought me here. Thank you very much]

Da-Dangerous. That smile is.....
I never had any decent conversation since dropped from university. The Female Knight’s smile is shining like an angel descended from the heaven.

However she's still lying on the Tatami mat and hardly moved her body. Because of what happened earlier, right now I was standing and overlooking her from above.

[By the way why are you still sleeping?] (Toru)

[It’s because I had received a powerful paralysis poison in the dungeon..... But I will be able to move soon, probably]

I see. I never expected such a thing.

[If you didn’t help, I would be dead by now. Great Wiseman is benefactor of my life. I will do anything to return your favor]

[Eh? You will do anything?] (Toru)

I wonder if I could do the thing that goblin would do to her. NO! What are you thinking Toru! Grandma will feel sad!

[Yes!! Even like this, I am a Knight!]

Well, I can tell by your looks. She threw out her chest proudly while still lying down.

[I will remember your kindness forever]

.....Will remember .....Forever, huh?

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** If you have any suggestion or finding fault in my translation feel free to tell me ** 
**Proof reader : Truffle**


  1. I look forward to more chapter. Thank you and good luck on the translation.

  2. "Female Knight seems to have favorited Tatami mat" <===
    Female Knight seems to have favored the Tatami mat

  3. " It will be a bulletproof vest of Kepler fiber if it was modern era."
    Kepler -> Kevlar. Thats all :).
    Thx for the translation.

  4. Thanks for the chapter. But you have a bunch of pop ups.

  5. "When I first met your mother, she peed herself"
    Also lots of pop ups.

  6. Thanks for the translation~ Can't wait for more.

  7. interesting story, waiting for next chaptet

  8. i can never get why in these stories they are surprised by figurines. it's not like statues are a new thing, and... well, lets just say ancient art is quite liberal in how much "skin" they are showing...

    at most, it should be a statement at how well crafted they are and how detailed the smaller sculptures are, and possibly marvel the colouring...

  9. "no wonder she tought me as The Great Wiseman"
    it's "thought" not "tought", hope you can fix this soon.